funny funny

• BJ:
  you know, this whole depression thing is hilarious to me
  this is the richest i've ever been


• *special k says:
  we're not in a depression anyway. maybe a recession. maybe.
  
• BJ:
  i'm making plenty of money, spending more than ever, buying tons of cool stuff


• *special k says:
  and i've been livin for a year off 3 months pay, so i'm thinkin it's been a pretty good year


• BJ:
• i don't know what everyone else is doing
  they need to stop being depressed

• Jonny:  WHAT?! NOOOOO!!!
•  I think you underestimated my persistance
• Jonny: Nu uh...those ones you bought are actually fake!
•  Huh....they sure TASTE pretty real...
• Jonny: Ok I'm just jealous and in denial
• Wha? Oh I'm sorry, I was distracted by these delicious zingers...
• Jonny: you can't see me cause i'm in Springville...but i'm glaring in your general direction pretty hard right now...

• BJ:you blogging about me?
• *special k says:hahaha no, should i be?
• BJ:if you want to
• *special k says:about what?
• BJ:will you marry me? there you go. some kid proposed to you online
• *special k says: how unromantic
• BJ:probably wasn't the first time it happened to you
• *special k says: well i didn't wanna say anything...

• don't blog me!
• *special k says:yep. there's no backing out now
• you shouldn't have told me. now i have to try and be funny all the time

"This is gonna sound a little impulsive. This is gonna sound a little insane. I know you don't know me yet..."

So I decided to break down and buy some groceries, and I just came back from Smiths. On the corner of State Street and 800 where I turn to go home, I pulled into the turning lane and saw a car pull up next to me on my left. I didn't pay much attention, until I noticed it slowly inching forward to line up with mine. Oh, great...that can only mean a couple things.
1. This guy wants a race. Alright. Sebastian and I can take him.
2. Someone wants to talk. ( ...Don't make eye contact....)
Now...as I mentioned before, today is a gorgeous day. When this happens, I can almost always be found driving with my window down and my music up. Unfortunately for me, I live in Utah. Among other things, this means strangers like to make friends with you at stop lights.
"HEY!"
(Ugh. What's worse? Pretending I don't hear this car full of guys that are an arm's length away, when it's so obvious I can, or actually looking over there?)
"HEY! What are you listening to?"
I glance in their general direction, and toss my hair. Ha. I don't have to talk to anyone.
He grins. "Distuuuurbed?"
I half smirk that he thinks he's so cool.
"It was, wasn't it? Yeeaaaah, it was..."
I just shake my head and wonder what the world is coming to. I reach over and turn up my stereo which has just switched to "Under Pressure".
"Where are you going?!"
(I'm sorry, does that really work? Did you really think I would tell you?)
I stare him in the eyes and simultaneously stomp on the gas as I see the light turn green in my peripheral vision.
Sebastian wins again. Not even close. Poseurs. This is the state I have chosen to live in....(for now)

"I've got one hand in my pocket- And the other one is givin' a high five!..."

I'm in a good mood today (despite the awful painful experience of subjecting myself to laser treatment again this morning) because it's sunny and gorgeous outside...and actually warm. I hate it when it's deceivingly sunny and then you walk out and it's still freezing. What is that about?
I'm still a little concernicus about bustin out my shorts cause I don't wanna jinx anything..but soon enough. It's coming. When that day comes, I'm taking Sebastian, and we're going to the musical road. That's right, I said it. Also, as a side note- I'm a little sad 'concernicus' isn't a real word.

"they're magically delicious!"

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