10.10.2009
10.09.2009
10.05.2009
"It never snows in Florida..."
Dear Snow,
Go away, I don't like you. And stop freezing my windshield over, I don't have time or patience for your nonsense. Also, I don't like you. That's right, I said it again. Oh, and Michelangelo doesn't like you either. He's too cold. Knock it off already.
Hating your guts if you had any,
Reluctantly bundled up girl
Dear Florida,
I love you like I can't even explain. That is all.
Love,
Homesick'ed
Dear Mom,
I would like some homemade rolls and homemade jam, please. You can find me hibernating in my room when I'm not at school. Please bring sustenance.
Gratefully yours,
your homemade-food craving daughter
Dear guy interrupting my class,
Quit busting in here and talking about things I don't care that you know. Okay, Red Dawn might've been the first PG-13 movie ever, but you don't have to announce it over and over for each person walking in class because nobody is impressed. Also, quit saying how great it is except the ending because _____________!!!! (In case you haven't seen it, either, I wouldn't want to spoil it for you like he's doing for all of us)
You are obnoxious. Go to your own class.
Shut it up, you-
Unimpressed
Go away, I don't like you. And stop freezing my windshield over, I don't have time or patience for your nonsense. Also, I don't like you. That's right, I said it again. Oh, and Michelangelo doesn't like you either. He's too cold. Knock it off already.
Hating your guts if you had any,
Reluctantly bundled up girl
Dear Florida,
I love you like I can't even explain. That is all.
Love,
Homesick'ed
Dear Mom,
I would like some homemade rolls and homemade jam, please. You can find me hibernating in my room when I'm not at school. Please bring sustenance.
Gratefully yours,
your homemade-food craving daughter
Dear guy interrupting my class,
Quit busting in here and talking about things I don't care that you know. Okay, Red Dawn might've been the first PG-13 movie ever, but you don't have to announce it over and over for each person walking in class because nobody is impressed. Also, quit saying how great it is except the ending because _____________!!!! (In case you haven't seen it, either, I wouldn't want to spoil it for you like he's doing for all of us)
You are obnoxious. Go to your own class.
Shut it up, you-
Unimpressed
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