10.05.2009

"It never snows in Florida..."

Dear Snow,
Go away, I don't like you. And stop freezing my windshield over, I don't have time or patience for your nonsense. Also, I don't like you. That's right, I said it again. Oh, and Michelangelo doesn't like you either. He's too cold. Knock it off already.
Hating your guts if you had any,
Reluctantly bundled up girl

Dear Florida,
I love you like I can't even explain. That is all.
Love,
Homesick'ed


Dear Mom,
I would like some homemade rolls and homemade jam, please. You can find me hibernating in my room when I'm not at school. Please bring sustenance.
Gratefully yours,
your homemade-food craving daughter

Dear guy interrupting my class,
Quit busting in here and talking about things I don't care that you know. Okay, Red Dawn might've been the first PG-13 movie ever, but you don't have to announce it over and over for each person walking in class because nobody is impressed. Also, quit saying how great it is except the ending because _____________!!!! (In case you haven't seen it, either, I wouldn't want to spoil it for you like he's doing for all of us)
You are obnoxious. Go to your own class.
Shut it up, you-
Unimpressed

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You've opened me up to another way of writing. In letter form. Your writings are so upbeat. I love it. Even if you were to sound mad, or upset.. I might still laugh since you're writing in letter form. It's cute. No rudeness intended. Also, love your blog. <3

*katrina* said...

hahaha thanks, stranger :)

Logan Kendell said...

Dear Katrina,
Thanks for not giving away the ending in your blog like you did when you told me this story.

Anonymous said...

I just wanted to comment again and say thank you for the thoughtful words of kindness on my first post on my Blog. I really appreciated it. (: And I'll definitely take into consideration and try to practice what you had said. I'm up to try anything right now that may benefit me.

Take care, and I'll def. be coming back to read more. (: