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I am extremely vain, so I've decided to write another list of random things about myself. That, and I've been tagged a bunch so I've tried to come up with things people wont know.

1. I have to bite candy, I can never suck on it for more than a few seconds.
2. I hate it when I see people wearing shorts or a short dress or skirt when it's freezing outside. It's ridiculous. "If your breath is visible you should be wearing pants!"
3. If I'm eating something really good and not a lot of people are around I hum, and then tend to sway to my humming. I just realized this recently
4. It bugs me when people leave the water running while they brush their teeth
5. I love pens...and sticky notes...and notebooks...and paper...and markers...and crayons...and all other kinds of school/office supplies.
6. I hate hate hate to be imitated. I never tell people that because I don't want them to exploit it.
7. I don't think I've ever had a bloody nose. It's made me kind of want one. I've also always wanted a black eye.
8. I love crushed ice. you know the soft pebble kind...I love chomping on it. (sorry, mom)
9. I can't stand it when people leave dirty dishes in the small part of the sink where the disposal is.
10. I never ever hit the snooze button on an alarm. If you're not going to wake up when you set your alarm, set it for later. You're not fooling anyone.
11. I can't stand it when girls say "I have to pee." It's crude and disgusting. If you do indeed need to, and also have the outlandish need to share it with everyone- just excuse yourself to go to the restroom.
12. I hate spending quarters...I feel like I have to keep them
13. I kind of like it when guys cry
14. I can't blow my nose in front of people. It's gross.
15. When I drive I like to sit up really straight. People always have to lean the seat back when they drive after me.
16. I believe it's not real butter, not fooled for a second
17. I love the word "grunge" and everything associated with it
18. I wrote an English paper in high school that my teacher liked so much she turned into an overhead for an example paper. I was very proud, but didn't tell anyone it was mine.
19. I always bring way more tshirts than necessary when I pack- just in case I don't feel like wearing something once I get there. I like the choice.
20. I have a ridiculous fear of sharks. When I'm swimming underwater I always have to pop up and search the water...even in swimming pools. I refuse to watch Jaws. Ever.
21. I HATE it when I'm reading a book and the author starts a sentence with Because or And. That being said, sometimes I start a second fragment sentence with with one of those for emphasis. I always hope people will realize that and not hold it against me.
22. I am deathly afraid to speak/perform in front of people. My legs have spasms, I shake uncontrollably, and I sound like I'm about to cry, even if I'm not.
23. I'm not a movie quoter. I don't know why...everyone I know seems to be, but I never have been. There are probably a handful of movie quotes I ever say...and that's rare. The most common is probably from Ursula
24. I love reading people's comments to things just as much-and sometimes more than the actual thing itself. That being said, I can't stand it when people comment, "hey, #7, 12, and 14...awesome, me too." Then I have to scroll all the way back up to see what the heck they're talking about.
25. I cannot sit with both feet on the ground, it's uncomfortable. I don't think I've ever been able to. I always have my legs in some weird pretzel position or another-I've had everyone from classmates to bosses comment on it as I'm scrunched into my seat. (Apparently this comes from my mom. Thanks, mom. )

Aaaand...I tag everyone who reads this, 'cause I could read random things about people all day.