I have the loudest tummy you will ever hear. Not only is it loud, but it is constantly rumbling. I could've eaten 7 minutes ago, 7 hours ago, or 7 seconds ago, and it will sound the same. Okay, maybe louder if it was 7 hours, but then again, you never know. I have never met anyone who's tummy is as audible as mine. People comment on it all the time, and I've kind of gotten used to it but sometimes it catches even me off guard. It just never shuts up. Even when you think it's quiet, if you listen closely you can still hear it.
So the other night I watched a vampire movie called "Let the Right One In." I think it's in Swedish. It was surprisingly good, though, with a sad undertone. Anyway, the little vampire girl in the movie...her stomach sounds exactly like mine! I didn't even realize hers was growling, I just thought it was mine until Logan looked over at me with huge eyes as my tummy growled in sync with the girl's and asked in a sort of panic, "are you going to eat me?!" Yep. I found my tummy twin. Kind of like how Joey finds his hand twin in Friends? Anyway. It was bizarre. And I might be a vampire.
The End.
2 comments:
I about died laughing when I read this because my stomach is the same way! I always used to apologize to Micah for it while we were dating hahaha...
When I was pregnant with McKenzie Micah always used to tell me that she was going to grow up to be a marine biologist because she would be so used to "whale sounds."
Good luck with the vampire thing- don't kill too many people. ;)
ha ha yes! I'm so glad I'm not the only one...
That cracks me up about Micah...I never thought about it as whale sounds. Hahaha. Except sea creatures scare me, so I'm going to have to stick with thinking mine is vampirism. :)
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