"the best sneetch on the beach..."

Dear Mister Sneetch,
I realize you have been with me, riding along wherever I go for about a year now, but I never realized you hated the cold just as much as me until a couple mornings ago when I scraped away the snow and discovered this sad sad sight:

I guess you'll be havin a bit lighter step these days now that you've shed some pounds...at least you got to keep your star belly.
Just keep hangin on a little longer, buddy...I'll get you to warm weather soon.

Sincerely,
your best plain-bellied non-sneetch friend