"these people are cra-zy!" - GloZell

Who here doesn't love delicious chicken nuggets? That's what I thought. Who here doesn't love delicious honey? I know, right? Chicken nuggets dipped in honey are delightful. They go together like...Mario and Luigi. For some reason, fast food places seem to have overlooked my need for honey dipping sauce with my nuggets. Not only that, but they keep offering me Honey Mustard in its place! Honey mustard! Here are two examples of how the common exchange goes now:

Example 1:
Would you like any dipping sauce?
“Yes. Honey, please.” 
I’m sorry. We don’t carry honey anymore.
“What? You don’t carry it anymore?” 
Yeah. We stopped carrying it. We have honey mustard.."
“No, not honey mustard! Just don’t give me any sauce.”

Example 2:

Would you like any dipping sauce for the nuggets?
“Honey, please.”
Um, honey? We, uh, have honey mustard…
ugh.

What is that about?! As if honey mustard tastes even remotely similar to honey. Do you ever even use those two things for the same purpose?   "oh great, honey mustard? give me that. i was hoping for a peanut butter and honey mustard sandwich for lunch." gross. Every time they offer it, it drives me crazy! One of these times, pretty soon, this is going to be me:

Heaven help those employees then.