"there's gotta be a better way!"

ok, we all know i don't cook. it's a great joke for everyone to harass me about and i'm ok with that. however, i do usually like making desserts. mmm. but if you're ever around me while i'm making them i'll most likely ask you to please crack the egg in the bowl for me. i usually do it casually and coolly so people will just think i'm busy getting the other stuff together and not even think about it too much, but the truth is- i'm terrible at cracking eggs! i know, it's not hard, right? i've had people tell me all kinds of tricks. i swear, no matter how clean i crack that shell there is a tiny little teeny piece that gets in there. but now.....there is a solution to my problem! hahaha. I'm totally getting it. .


update: I GOT IT!!!

"running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed..."

rant for the morning:
have i mentioned how much i love my car, sebastian? oh...in that case...have i mentioned how much i hate snow and that i'm living in it? i was parking at my apartment today when my car slid on some ice as i was slowly turning into the stall- just enough to hit the pole and discombobulate my front bumper. :( poor sebastian. he's really had it rough tryin to deal with these winters. i hate ice. oh, and waking up to a barely visible car this morning under all that snow was not my idea of a great morning, either. boo. i'm so looking forward to moving.

"get-get-get-get-get-over it."

I came out of class today to find this awaiting me:

seriously, mother nature? really? more snow? uuugggghhhhh

"you spin me right 'round"

i feel like an old person. for the past week every time i turn my head, or even move a little, i get a serious case of vertigo. the whole room starts spinning! i'll just innocently be sitting here and -wham- the room shifts sideways and things get all crazy. then i get all weird feeling like i just rode a couple too many roller coasters. and when its not like that, i feel like the whole room is still but i'm spinning in circles really fast. it's quite nauseating, actually.

 so, if you happen to see me strollin' along and then suddenly grasping for anything near me, pay no attention. my world just got flipped upside down and sideways. let's just hope it doesn't happen while i'm driving...

"so many many reasons it's so mm mmm good"

ok, that song may or may not be the song from a campbells soup commercial that just came on. It still applies. Let me just say this: Online ordering is the best invention ever. As little contact as I have to have with the outside world, the better. Anyway- as I was ordering some Outback the other day, I was just clicking on the "checkout" button when this was brought to my attention:

http://www.menshealth.com/20worst/worstfood.html

Mmmmm....fries. bacon. ranch. I went to pick up my full order 10 minutes later. It was delicious.

"walking after you..."

so i was thinking the other day about how happy i am when my toes are painted cute. it's been awhile, 'cause i had to give them time to recover from all the polishing they'd been through. i was just beginning to wonder what to do next, when i came across this awesome blog and saw how cute jess did her nails! so i decided to try it on my toes. her's came out classier looking, but i decided to add a little monster to step up my game so i wouldn't feel so bad that my lines weren't so straight. :) haha. anyway, hurray for people with creative and fun blogs!