Dear Aloha Shave Ice Place located by the Purple Turtle,
You make the best Shave Ice snow cones since Hawaii. Thank you, thank you. (minus the blue raspberry, you might wanna tone that one down). I even like ice cream in the bottom of my snow cone, which sounded gross to me at first. It is most delicious. I have restored faith that the amazingness of Hawaii can in fact be found in some little things in this place I reside for now and my summer is uplifted having found you. Please never leave me.
Tastefully yours,
your number one fan
Dear Nightmares,
Please stop. I hate your guts and this morning I woke up crying because I thought Michelangelo was dead. I am sick of your nonsense and I will have no more of it.
Stop toying with my emotions and get out of town already. Nobody likes you.
Good Riddance,
Your sleepless enemy
Dear Bishop,
Thank you for giving me a calling today. I am kind of nervous, because I've only ever taught sunbeams and they are way less scary than big people, but I will try my best.
Sincerely,
New Calling-er
Dear Mom and Dad,
No thank you for not showing up to watch the movie in the movie room. We saved it for you anyway, so there is no getting out of it. Plus I have junior mints and popcorn, courtesy of your last visit. Plus you could go straight over to seeing baby Nathan from my place. Plus, you love that movie and we got it to watch with you! Plus I'm awesome and I know you secretly love hanging out with me.
Disappointed until further notice,
your loving daughter
Tastefully yours,
your number one fan
Dear Nightmares,
Please stop. I hate your guts and this morning I woke up crying because I thought Michelangelo was dead. I am sick of your nonsense and I will have no more of it.
Stop toying with my emotions and get out of town already. Nobody likes you.
Good Riddance,
Your sleepless enemy
Dear Bishop,
Thank you for giving me a calling today. I am kind of nervous, because I've only ever taught sunbeams and they are way less scary than big people, but I will try my best.
Sincerely,
New Calling-er
Dear Mom and Dad,
No thank you for not showing up to watch the movie in the movie room. We saved it for you anyway, so there is no getting out of it. Plus I have junior mints and popcorn, courtesy of your last visit. Plus you could go straight over to seeing baby Nathan from my place. Plus, you love that movie and we got it to watch with you! Plus I'm awesome and I know you secretly love hanging out with me.Disappointed until further notice,
your loving daughter
5 comments:
You are probably having nightmares about Mikey because of that death defying stunt when he hung over the edge of your window seat. Does he needs meds or a counselor :) Make sure to tell him that I said his life has meaning and he should stay with us :)
ha ha. I relayed the message. He sends you his gratitude :)
We are gonna come watch that movie. Any time now. Just wait.
A new calling for you? Teaching big people? You will be great -- just be well prepared. :)
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