"WAIT! oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman. Waiiiiiit Mr. Postman..."

Dear UPS Man,

Thank you for delivering a brand new lappytop to me for no apparent reason, and then writing down my name as "KMONG" on the proof of signature receipt you can look up online, so that if the real owner tried to contact me, they would be looking for an Asian. Sorry if you lost your job.
Pleasantly Confused,
KMONG

Dear Neighbor girl with the amazing last name of Stouffels,
Thank you for not living where the box said you lived and never coming to get your laptop and finally re-ordering with overnight shipping so that by the time I got in contact with Dell, you already had your new purchase.
Curiously Amused,
your friendly neighbor

Dear Dell Customer Service,
Thank you for responding to my email regarding the laptop I received in error. It was kind of rude of you to not really read my letter and respond with a message about some user manual or another, but after two tries I am now giving up. Thanks for the new Lappytop.
Gratefully Yours,
shiny new laptop owner